alien craft depict Xbox 360 logo

Extraterrestrial Console
Three-hundred year old drawings of alien craft depict Xbox 360 logo.
by Chris Iaquinta

December 1, 2008 - Conspiracy theorists have been finding odd shapes and familiar likenesses in objects for years. Between seeing Jesus in a tortilla chip and alien ships painted on the sides of Mayan ruins, it's easy to drive yourself crazy trying to interconnect all the dots and find the meaning of life. We never read much into that kind of stuff, but a new observation of an old drawing has us scratching our collective gaming heads.

First reported by Gizmodo.com, a sketch from 1697 bears an ink illustration that includes two objects that eerily look like Xbox 360 logos floating through the sky. We knew Microsoft loved long-term marketing, but this is ridiculous. The spherical shapes look like normal circles, but it's the wrapped cross in the middle that just begs you to reach out and use it to boot up your system.


The image was found in a 1997 documentary called Area 51: Alien Interview. The film states that on November 4th, 1697, residents of Hamburg, Germany witnessed "two glowing wheels" in the sky. Proof of alien visitors or just proof that Microsoft enjoys extensive brand testing? Who knows, but remember that just five years prior in 1692 the Salem witch trials began, so it wasn't exactly the most non-paranoid century in history.

We must admit though that this would've been a great X-Files episode, where you find out that Mulder's sister was kidnapped not by aliens, but rather Microsoft Chief Exe. Steve Ballmer, who brings her to the "Red Ring of Death", the Bill Gates run illuminati-esque secret organization. Man, were such geeks for that show.

I knew I loved Microsoft for a reason!! Also this explains all of these things...these too.

And now that all of your minds have been blown wide open to the truth...